fournunsatconfessional

Onedaytherewasfournunsatconfessional.Thefirstnunsaid,"Forgiveme,father,forIhavesinned."

Heaskedhow.Shesaid,"Isawaman’sprivatepart."

Hetoldhertowashhereyeswithholywater.

Thesecondnuncomesinandsays,"Forgiveme,father,forIhavesinned."

Heaskedhow."Itouchedaman’sprivateparts."

Hetoldhertowashherhandsinholywater.

Thenheheardthethirdandfourthnunfighting.Heaskedwhytheywerefighting.

Thefourthnunsaid,"I’mnotgoingtoputmymouthintheholywateraftershesitsinit!"