Twoladieswerehangingouttogetherandonewasdepressed."What’swrong?"
Thedepressedonereplied,"I’vebeenmarriedfourtimesandeveryoneofmyhusbandshaspassedaway."
Theotherladyasked,"Whatdidtheyusedtodo?"Thedepressedladyreplied,"Well,myfirsthusbandwasamillionaire,thesecondwasamagician,thethirdwasanevangelist(福音传道者),andthefourthwasamortician(殡仪业者)."
Andtheothersaid,"Oh,Isee,oneforthemoney,
twofortheshow,threetogetready,andfourtogo...
