前台小姐的暴笑八级英语

昨天来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较清闲，就面带微笑的：
前台小姐：“hello?”
老外：“hi.”
前台小姐：“youhavewhatthing?”
老外：“canyouspeakEnglish?”
前台小姐：“ifInotspeakEnglish,Iamspeakingwhat?”
老外：“cananybodyelsespeakEnglish?”
前台小姐：“youyourselflook.allpeopleareplaying,nopeoplehavetime,youcanwait,youwait,younotwait,yougo.”老外：“goodheavens.anybodyherecanspeakEnglish?”
前台小姐：“shoutwhatshout,quietalittle,youonearthhavewhatthing.”老外：“Iwanttospeaktoyourhead.”
前台小姐：“headnotzai.youtomorrowcome.”