Thereisalittleboyandalittlegirlinthewoods.Thelittle
girlaskedtheboy,"Whatisapenis?"
Theboyreplied,"Idon`tknow."Atthattimehehearshismom
callinghimforlunch.Hegoeshomeandeatshislunch.Thenhe
seeshisdadonthecouch.
Hegoesuptohisdadandaskhim,"Whatisapenis?"
Thedadwhipshisoutandsaystotheboy,"Thisisapenis,asa
matteroffactthisistheperfectpenis."
Theboyleavestogofindhisfriendandbringshertothewoods.
Thegirlagainaskshimwhatapenisis.Hewhipsouthispenis
andsaystoher,"Thisisapenis,andifitwastwoinches
smalleritwouldbetheperfectpenis!"
