Nevertalktotheparrot

Mrs.petersonphonedtherepairmanbecauseherdishwasherquitworking.Hecouldn‘taccommodateherwithan"after-hours"appointmentandsinceshehadtogotowork,shetoldhim,"I‘llleavethekeyunderthemat.Fixthedishwasher,leavethebillonthecounter,andI‘llmailyouacheck.Bytheway,IhavealargerotweilerinsidenamedKiller;hewon‘tbotheryou.Ialsohaveaparrot,andwhateveryoudo,donottalktothebird!"

Well,sureenoughthedog,Killer,totallyignoredtherepairman,butthewholetimehewasthere,theparrotcursed,yelled,screamed,andaboutdrovehimnuts.

Ashewasreadytoleave,hecouldn‘tresistsaying,"Youstupidbird,whydon‘tyoushutup!"

Towhichthebirdreplied,"Killer,gethim!!!"