In prison

Inprisonyouspendamajorityofyourtimeinan8x10cell.Atworkyouspendmostofyourtimeina6x8cubicle.Inprisonyougetthreemealsaday.Atworkyouonlygetabreakforonemealandyouhavetopayforthatone.Inprisonyougettimeoffforgoodbehavior.Atworkyougetrewardedforgoodbehaviorwithmorework.Inprison,aguardlocksandunlocksallthedoorsforyou.Atworkyoumustcarryasecuritycardandunlockandopenallthedoorsyourself.InprisonyoucanwatchTVandplaygames.AtworkyougetfiredforwatchingTVandplayinggames.Inprisontheyball-and-chainyouwhenyougosomewhere.Atworkyou’rejustball-and-chained.Inprisonyougetyourowntoilet.

Atworkyouhavetoshare.Inprisontheyallowyourfamilyandfriendstovisit.Atworkyoucan’tevenspeaktoyourfamilyandfriends.Inprisonallexpensesarepaidbytaxpayerswithnoworkrequired.Atworkyougettopayalltheexpensestogotoworkandthentheydeducttaxesfromyoursalarytopayforprisoners.Inprisonyouspendmostofyourlifelookingthroughbarsfromtheinsidewantingtogetout.Atworkyouspendmostofyourtimewantingtogetoutandgotobars.Inprisonyoucanjoinmanyprogramswhichyoucanleaveatanytime.Atworktherearesomeprogramsyoucannevergetoutof.Inprisontherearesadisticwardens.Atwork,wehavemanagers.