AmansoberingupfromthenightbeforewassittingthroughtheSundaysermon,findingitlongandboring.Stillfeelinghungoverandtired,hefinallynoddedoff.Thepriesthadbeenwatchinghimallalong,noticinghisapparenthangoverandwasdisgusted.Attheendofthesermon,thepreacherdecidedtomakeanexampleofhim.Hesaidtohiscongregation,Allthosewishingtohaveaplaceinheaven,pleasestand.Thewholeroomstoodexcept,ofcourse,thesleepingman.Thenthepreachersaidevenmoreloudly,AndhewhowouldliketofindaplaceinhellpleaseSTANDUP!Thewearymancaughtonlythelastpartgroggilystoodup,onlytofindthathewastheonlyonestanding.Confusedandembarrassedhesaid,Idon’tknowwhatwe’revotingonhere,Father,butitsureseemslikeyouandmearetheonlyonesstandingupforit!
